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Hard-earned Wisdom

by Jordan Parshall

It’s as though the tooth is just reaching up and ripping itself out of my gums. And it hates me. And it wants me to be an oral anesthetic addict. And it doesn’t care that I have better things to think about and do. And it wins.

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