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Jordan's "Bro Phase"

by Jordan Parshall

Dude.

 

Broman Numerals.

Consider: the Super Bowl, porn shoppes, tattoos, etc.

 

I wonder what kind of girls he would pick up if he bro-ed out more.

[Ed. note - and, more specifically, what age?]

 

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