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'Tis the Season

by Jordan Parshall

 

a venn diagram as ugly as a holiday sweater and as well done as elementary school art

 

In real life, Jordan Parshall can be found in Missouri. On the Internet, try http://jpjopj.tumblr.com. If you're looking for the key to her heart, consider gifts related to Bruce Springsteen, doughnuts, and/or pork products. Good luck. Contact her at jordan.parshall[at]theinclusive.net