I have a secret to admit. I love repulsive videos. And ever since my friend's jailbroken Apple TV has been crippled by Megaupload's recent departure, it's been an all you can stomach cyst popping marathon. There's just so much cheese. We have moved onto surgery videos since I believe we have every cyst popping video mounted on our walls.
But I'll spare everyone of this sickness and give some of my top videos from this week. I couldn't pick out the top 5 cyst poppers anyway. I love them all.
Let's be real, put a monkey in anything and its instantaneously liked. Cue the monkey video.
Notable comment: Damn nature you scary - Jaxxxx251
Before the nearest Party City went out of business, I remember seeing this rubber Batman costume selling there for around a thousand buckaroos. The following Canadian has bought one of those costumes and now he's parading around Toronto. I am so very jealous. He's even got the voice to go with it, too.
Notable comment: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD - MyLlamaDrama
Another thing to add to my list of things I want: an L.E.D. snowboard suit. Its not that I want it. I need it. Remember, just 'cause you may not be the best, doesn't mean you can't look the best.
Notable comment: He's snowboarding through TREES at night? This kid has a death wish. - SunsetSix
The following video was found on a floor model tablet in Best Buy. I can't tell if the kid is actually mentally disabled or if he just acting like a little jerkoff, so I will hold back on my comments so god doesn't punish me with a disabled child. Be careful of those open box items. "10% off" is French for "full of snot."
Notable comment: KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS! - 0oziyado0
I was watching Boogie Nights this week and I thought, man that Dirk Diggler song is pretty awesome. I wonder if they have a full version. And to my surprise they were just ripping off the soundtrack master Stan Bush. Best known for his work on the Bloodsport soundtrack, Bush wrote this song for the original animated The Transformers: The Movie. The song is just so 80's, it immediately get me pumped up. Enjoy!
Notable comment: dirk diggler wrote this - pontsey