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Cybercrushes

by Jordan Parshall

 

Sometimes we get cybercrushes: crushes on people we don’t even know and based only on their Interweb persona. Then when we read their posts we have cybercrush goggles. They’re like drunk goggles people get when they live in real life. Suddenly everything our cybercrush says is sooo smart and sooo funny. What I want in life? To be somebody’s cybercrush.

In real life, Jordan Parshall can be found in Missouri. On the Internet, try http://jpjopj.tumblr.com. If you're looking for the key to her heart, consider gifts related to Bruce Springsteen, doughnuts, and/or pork products. Good luck. Contact her at jordan.parshall[at]theinclusive.net