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A Great Day In American History

by Jordan Parshall


Born in the USA!
Forget about my birth certificate, I got the back tat to prove it*

*That’s a lie. I have a very low pain threshold.

[In honor of the most important birthday of the week: Bruce Springsteen, born September 23, 1949]

In real life, Jordan Parshall can be found in Missouri. On the Internet, try If you're looking for the key to her heart, consider gifts related to Bruce Springsteen, doughnuts, and/or pork products. Good luck. Contact her at jordan.parshall[at]