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Sleep Tight, America

by Jordan Parshall

 

July 4th Eve is when Uncle Sam comes in through our chimneys and we leave red, white, and blue treats for him, right?

And don’t you dare make comments that we’re already giving enough to him. I’m pro-taxes.

 

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In real life, Jordan Parshall can be found in Missouri. On the Internet, try http://jpjopj.tumblr.com. If you're looking for the key to her heart, consider gifts related to Bruce Springsteen, doughnuts, and/or pork products. Good luck. Contact her at jordan.parshall[at]theinclusive.net