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Hoedown

by Jordan Parshall

 

The difference between my life and Law and Order: SVU is that a hoedown has everything to do with square dancing and nothing to do with the death of a prostitute.

 

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In real life, Jordan Parshall can be found in Missouri. On the Internet, try http://jpjopj.tumblr.com. If you're looking for the key to her heart, consider gifts related to Bruce Springsteen, doughnuts, and/or pork products. Good luck. Contact her at jordan.parshall[at]theinclusive.net