Matt Lubchansky lives in a Sea Monster-proof bunker deep beneath Astoria, NY. Long ago, he was cursed by a wizard to draw 3 comics a week, every week, currently found here. He knows that he has a funny last name. You can tickle Matt's inbox at matt.lubchansky[at]theinclusive.net.

Young At Heart

Young At Heart

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Who's Behind Climate Change

Who's Behind Climate Change

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

My Yearly Cold

My Yearly Cold

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Ballad of Paul Handsome

Ballad of Paul Handsome

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

An Endless Debate

An Endless Debate

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Losing Your Doctor's Confidence

Losing Your Doctor's Confidence

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

The Jury Duty Blues

The Jury Duty Blues

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

For The Love of Mr. Chimpley

For The Love of Mr. Chimpley

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

A Republican Census

A Republican Census

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Shake It Out

Shake It Out

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

All Comment

All Comment

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Bad Mood Comics

Bad Mood Comics

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

The Horse Illustrator

The Horse Illustrator

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

A Bit Hare

A Bit Hare

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Sending Our Money Down The Well

Sending Our Money Down The Well

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

No Banks in the Wild

No Banks in the Wild

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

20-Something Peer Group Expo

20-Something Peer Group Expo

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Mixing Mediums

Mixing Mediums

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Getting to the Boson of it

Getting to the Boson of it

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Cats and Dogs

Cats and Dogs

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

This Day in History: June 22, 1633

This Day in History: June 22, 1633

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Hickory Corners

Hickory Corners

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Correct-tor: Arbiter of Rightness

Correct-tor: Arbiter of Rightness

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Crimes of Modernity

Crimes of Modernity

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

The Adventures of Neurosis Man

The Adventures of Neurosis Man

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Splitting Hams

Splitting Hams

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

The Science of Baiting Headlines

The Science of Baiting Headlines

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Displeasing

Displeasing

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Listen All Y'All

Listen All Y'All

Jay Perrone remixes Paul Revere, in tribute

The Adoring Public

The Adoring Public

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Preserving Food

Preserving Food

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

The Straw-Man Family

The Straw-Man Family

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Warnings from the Future

Warnings from the Future

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

The Beast From Below

The Beast From Below

Matt Lubchansky's 'Please Listen To Me'

Lesser Cryptids

Lesser Cryptids

By: Matt Lubchansky

The Timeline Time Machine

The Timeline Time Machine

By: Matt Lubchansky

Death of a Twitterman

Death of a Twitterman

By: Matt Lubchansky

Introspection

Introspection

Please Listen To Me looks to Jeopardy! for guidance

Evolutionary Psychology

Evolutionary Psychology

Please Listen To Me goes mental

Manfriends - Man Bar for Men

Manfriends - Man Bar for Men

Please Listen To Me supports men

A Timely Haircut

A Timely Haircut

Please Listen To Me gets shaggy, aggrieved

Courteousness Killed The Counter

Courteousness Killed The Counter

Please Listen To Me c'est magnifique

Recommendations

Recommendations

Please Listen To Me brings the net to you

Meet T. Saurus

Meet T. Saurus

Please Listen To me unleashes his greatest villain

Politics Running Wild

Politics Running Wild

Please Listen To Me makes a run for it

SUBTEXT

SUBTEXT

Please Listen To Me watches Downton Abbey

A Republican Census

A Republican Census

Please Listen To Me panics

Now Pandering...

Now Pandering...

Please Listen To Me goes for Oscah, gig-gig-gig

And The Pitch...

And The Pitch...

Please Listen To Me gets this pleaded at him

Kids These Days

Kids These Days

Please Listen To Me gets cantankerous

Food on the Move

Food on the Move

Please Listen To Me tries to keep pace with food trucks

This Year In History

This Year In History

Please Listen To Me goes to the Galapagos

Real Holiday Stories

Real Holiday Stories

Please Listen To Me explains Chanukah

The Exact Price of Selling Out

The Exact Price of Selling Out

Please Listen To Me cashes in

A Traditional Christmas

A Traditional Christmas

Please Listen To Me knows his roots

Dual Citizenship

Dual Citizenship

On the road from appreciator to creator

Tough Crowd

Tough Crowd

Please Listen To Me attends a fun comedy show!

No Children

No Children

Please Listen To Me pleads: enough with the offspring

Who's A Hipster?

Who's A Hipster?

Please Listen To Me confronts the 21st century's greatest enemy

Science Fiction

Science Fiction

Please Listen To Me explains the front which is Science!

Sports!

Sports!

Please Listen To Me gets all sporty

Escape

Escape

Please Listen To Me finds relief from this world of ours

Just The Wrong Size

Just The Wrong Size

Please Listen To Me buys a suit and sells his dignity

Unlawful Agreeability

Unlawful Agreeability

Please Listen To Me takes on tropes. And we win !!

Democracy Of The Future!

Democracy Of The Future!

Please Listen To Me illustrates next-gen debates

All Things Great and Important

All Things Great and Important

Please Listen To Me asks that, for once, you don't

Someone Is Wrong On Social Media

Someone Is Wrong On Social Media

Please Listen To Me, batten down the hatches

Great Odin's Raven

Great Odin's Raven

"Please Listen To Me"

Letters to the Predator

Letters to the Predator

Please Listen To Me

Expedition Expectations

Expedition Expectations

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Getting Older.

Getting Older.

Please Listen To Me

Please Listen To Me

Please Listen To Me

Ingratiation

Please Listen to Me

Please Listen to Me

Playing Nice