In real life, Jordan Parshall can be found in Missouri. On the Internet, try http://jpjopj.tumblr.com. If you're looking for the key to her heart, consider gifts related to Bruce Springsteen, doughnuts, and/or pork products. Good luck. Contact her at jordan.parshall[at]theinclusive.net

The New American Flag

The New American Flag

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Meet Officer B. Kill

Meet Officer B. Kill

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Jordan's #1

Jordan's #1

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Poor Jim Lehrer

Poor Jim Lehrer

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Jewish Discrimination

Jewish Discrimination

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Hoedown

Hoedown

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Nice Crimes

Nice Crimes

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

A New Year For Mitt

A New Year For Mitt

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Defining 'Patriotism'

Defining 'Patriotism'

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Meet Dr. Jane Smith

Meet Dr. Jane Smith

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Individualist's Book Club

Individualist's Book Club

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Making Bruce Wayne

Making Bruce Wayne

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Universal

Universal

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Happily Blown

Happily Blown

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

I Got This One

I Got This One

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Hipwesterners

Hipwesterners

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Close Call

Close Call

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Sleep Tight, America

Sleep Tight, America

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Political Pendulum

Political Pendulum

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Taste The Rainbow

Taste The Rainbow

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

The Artist's Excuse

The Artist's Excuse

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

To Friends Old and New

To Friends Old and New

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Blowing Up

Blowing Up

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

The Joy

The Joy

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Out of the Conversation

Out of the Conversation

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Post Post-Grad

Post Post-Grad

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Intimacy Issues

Intimacy Issues

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Pillow Talk

Pillow Talk

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

NORTH CAROLINAAAAA

NORTH CAROLINAAAAA

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Internet Evolution

Internet Evolution

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

A Striking Holiday

A Striking Holiday

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Tasty Anatomy

Tasty Anatomy

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Thrifting With Bessy

Thrifting With Bessy

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

Happy 4/20!

Happy 4/20!

Jordan Parshall's 'Landlocked'

The Continental USA

The Continental USA

According to a Midwesterner (or maybe just Jordan Parshall)

Failed Exams

Failed Exams

Landlocked, from Jordan Parshall

Gen Pop

Gen Pop

By: Jordan Parshall

Misguided Greeting Cards

Misguided Greeting Cards

By: Jordan Parshall

Sleep Position Analysis

Sleep Position Analysis

By: Jordan Parshall

Suckling

Suckling

By: Jordan Parshall

Pick'em Up

Pick'em Up

Landlocked puts the boot to ya

Care

Care

Landlocked gives it all away

Shakin'

Shakin'

Landlocked delves into feelings

Don't Rain On Her Parade

Don't Rain On Her Parade

Landlocked has a good day...at first

A Cold Story

A Cold Story

Landlocked drinks fluids

Shufflin'

Shufflin'

Landlocked brings families together

Valentines For You

Valentines For You

Landlocked celebrates with puns, pine trees, and Selena Gomez

A Well-Rounded Diet

A Well-Rounded Diet

Landlocked gets nutritious

Case Studies

Case Studies

Landlocked checks in on what makes us tick

I Don't Eat, I Don't Sleep

I Don't Eat, I Don't Sleep

Landlocked Drives on

Mooooving Forward

Mooooving Forward

Landlocked shares lessons from the State of the Union

SOPA

SOPA

Landlocked is hampered by draconian forces

The Shit People Say

The Shit People Say

Landlocked takes a meme to its logical conclusion

True Love

True Love

Landlocked

The Walking Wounded

The Walking Wounded

Landlocked shows what it's like to be under the weather

Nothing Better

Nothing Better

An open letter from a member of the postal service

Happy Ch...H...Holidays!

Happy Ch...H...Holidays!

Landlocked celebrates the festival of lights

The Great Gift Discrepency

The Great Gift Discrepency

Landlocked examines quantity over quality

'Tis the Season

'Tis the Season

Landlocked creates a festive Venn diagram

Hot Air Balloons

Hot Air Balloons

Landlocked measures Republican air pressure

Jordan's

Jordan's "Bro Phase"

Landlocked's movement in three parts

Hitler and Keller Trump All

Hitler and Keller Trump All

Landlocked starts dealing in fruit equality

An Inclusive Diet

An Inclusive Diet

Landlocked shares her food to build on

The Vicodin Doom Spiral

The Vicodin Doom Spiral

Landlocked illustrates the ups and downs of tooth removal

Keeping Your Head Down

Keeping Your Head Down

Landlocked plays mind reader

Spokes

Spokes

Landlocked observes connections everywhere

Making It Count

Making It Count

Landlocked explores the cheeks of the innocent

Uncouching History

Uncouching History

Landlocked gets comfortable in poli-sci

Nothing Better

Nothing Better

An open letter from a member of the postal service

Love Stinks. Puke Stinks More.

Love Stinks. Puke Stinks More.

Landlocked demands a Title IX for romantic comedies

Hard-earned Wisdom

Hard-earned Wisdom

Landlocked could also stand for her tooth

The Walking Wounded

The Walking Wounded

Landlocked shows what it's like to be under the weather

Raining Babies

Raining Babies

Landlocked peers into the other side of baby showers.

A Great Day In American History

A Great Day In American History

"Landlocked"

Cybercrushes

Cybercrushes

Landlocked

True Love

True Love

Landlocked

Landlocked

Landlocked

Do You Send a Love Letter to the USPS through the USPS?

Landlocked

Landlocked

The Genetics of Batman