Walter Burns is The Inclusive's news correspondent. No, he's not really Cary Grant, nor is he really named "Walter Burns." Although the resemblance is quite uncanny. Contact him at walter.burns [at] theinclusive.net

A View from the Newsroom

A View from the Newsroom

Walter Burns on an anticlimactic evening

Lunatics Running the News Cycle

Lunatics Running the News Cycle

Walter Burns on the incredible, bendable reality

Good Morning, War Time Apathy!

Good Morning, War Time Apathy!

Walter Burns rationalizes 'Toys' and our eleven-year war

Finding Disenfranchisement

Finding Disenfranchisement

Walter Burns on skewed polls and ousted voters

Oh, Mitt

Oh, Mitt

How Romney's latest gaff is an affront to level-headed journos

Manufacturing a Ghost

Manufacturing a Ghost

Walter Burns laments our love for a departed economy

Choose Your Own News

Choose Your Own News

Walter Burns shows how reality is pliable

Swing Away

Swing Away

Walter Burns on Mitt's bold choice

One Nation, Under Ninjas

One Nation, Under Ninjas

Walter Burns on how the Juggalos are getting it right

There Is No Justice

There Is No Justice

Walter Burns on The Matrix and the latest banking scandals

Culturally Constructed Patriotism

Culturally Constructed Patriotism

Walter Burns shares the film moments that build his America

Just Throw Money At It

Just Throw Money At It

Walter Burns on society's cure-all coming up short

Us Against Them

Us Against Them

Walter Burns on media digging idealistic trenches

Likes and Declines

Likes and Declines

Walter Burns on the downside of social media driving journalism

Your Word: Regression

Your Word: Regression

Walter Burns on a new Hunger Games of Education

College Math 101

College Math 101

Walter Burns weighs debt over future earnings

Failure of the Republic

Failure of the Republic

Walter Burns asks if the US and Greece can save themselves

Economic Groundhog Day

Economic Groundhog Day

Walter Burns on the all too familiar JPMorgan Chase loss

Instant Memorials

Instant Memorials

Walter Burns on posthumous appreciation supernovas

A Sudden Fall

A Sudden Fall

Walter Burns on the 'crumbling' of decent society

A Report from the News Wars

A Report from the News Wars

Walter Burns on journos chasing trends, not making them

Cutting Tax Cuts

Cutting Tax Cuts

Walter Burns on the tax plan Obama should install

Promoting the General Welfare

Promoting the General Welfare

Walter Burns on the constitution as a weapon

Where Do We Go From Here?

Where Do We Go From Here?

By: Walter Burns

The Sweatervest's Swan Song

The Sweatervest's Swan Song

By: Walter Burns

Anatomy of a Murder Story

Anatomy of a Murder Story

By: Walter Burns

Invisible Movements

Invisible Movements

The important event you already forgot about

Shock Jockery

Shock Jockery

All Quiet on the Rightist Front

Dunks, Tarps, and Meaningless Awards

Dunks, Tarps, and Meaningless Awards

The parallels in Sunday's night of entertainment

Right to the Middle

Right to the Middle

Why social issues are taking front and center in POTUS race

Divide and Falter

Divide and Falter

Can a united Syria save, and then survive, itself?

'Murica

'Murica

Thanks, Clint, but this isn't what we need

Out Of Tune

Out Of Tune

International law has fallen to the wayside

Stephen, Super PACs, and You

Stephen, Super PACs, and You

Colbert looks at corruption through his best tool: himself

No Respect

No Respect

Why won't the mainstream media give Ron Paul his due?

We're Only Journalists

We're Only Journalists

Explaining the profession as a profession

Occupy Whatever

Occupy Whatever

A Rorschach test of a movement

The Oozy Secret

The Oozy Secret

What TMNT II tells us about the Eurozone crisis

The Groupon Revolution

The Groupon Revolution

How buying together can change the economy

What Amounts To A War Anymore?

What Amounts To A War Anymore?

On the underground conflict between the US and Iran

Damning With Praise

Damning With Praise

How Obama could narrow the Republican field with a thumbs up

The Oozy Secret

The Oozy Secret

What TMNT II tells us about the Eurozone crisis

Occupy Whatever

Occupy Whatever

A Rorschach test of a movement

Reality Television

Reality Television

Watching Moammar Gaddafi's murder...and not blinking an eye

Occupying The Media

Occupying The Media

Who will ultimately create the movement's narrative?

The Asymmetrcial Ascent

The Asymmetrcial Ascent

China is preparing to dominate the future of war

Mexico's Media Blackout

Mexico's Media Blackout

How cartels have learned to control their own news

Failure Through Inaction

Failure Through Inaction

As the economy fails, government sits on its hands

Your 9/9 Week In Review

Your 9/9 Week In Review

News Team!

Syria and Soft Power

Syria and Soft Power

Is diplomacy little more than political impotency?

News Team!

News Team!

The goings on for 9/2