Zack Poitras originally hails from Portland, Oregon, and now lives in Brooklyn. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and as a contributing writer to The Onion. Zack is also a member of the comedy group Pangea 3000. His favorite sound is someone biting into something juicy, like a watermelon or something. Contact him at zack.poitras [at] theinclusive.net

Goodbye Sweet Paul

Goodbye Sweet Paul

The trouble with zombies

'You Have Something In Your Teeth’

'You Have Something In Your Teeth’

... you could have said

Letting Go

Letting Go

Nothing's permanent, but on whose terms?

Natural Eyebrows

Natural Eyebrows

On the conflicting, circuitous nature of parental advice

Dear Santa

Dear Santa

A modern Christmas wish list

Natural Eyebrows

Natural Eyebrows

On the conflicting, circuitous nature of parental advice