Zack Poitras originally hails from Portland, Oregon, and now lives in Brooklyn. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and as a contributing writer to The Onion. Zack is also a member of the comedy group Pangea 3000. His favorite sound is someone biting into something juicy, like a watermelon or something. Contact him at zack.poitras [at] theinclusive.net
Goodbye Sweet Paul
The trouble with zombies
'You Have Something In Your Teeth’
... you could have said
Nothing's permanent, but on whose terms?
On the conflicting, circuitous nature of parental advice
A modern Christmas wish list